I Don't Run From My Problems, I Sit On My Sofa - Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt

Running from your problems is exhausting. This shirt takes a more advanced approach: sit down, grab your phone, and pretend they don't exist until they go away (they won't, but the scrolling helps). This funny, honest tee is for anyone who's mastered the fine art of productive avoidance.

Why you'll love it:

• Bold, funny quote that gets laughs and knowing nods
• Soft, comfortable, everyday unisex fit
• Great for lounging, errands, work, or actively avoiding your responsibilities
• Makes a hilarious gift for the friend, sibling, or coworker who's "handling it" (they are not)

Details:

• Unisex sizing (see size chart in listing images)
  
• Made to order just for you
• Machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low to keep the print looking great

Perfect for: birthdays, white elephant gifts, Christmas, secret Santa, coworker gifts, or treating yourself (obviously).

This is what growth looks like. Sort of. 

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction reduces seams and fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with pearlized tear-away label for wearing comfort
- OEKO‑TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors