"I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm." Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Some people have seasonal allergies. You have a reaction to bad decisions, nonsense, and anyone who "just has a quick question." This funny sarcastic tee warns people before they even open their mouth.

Why you'll love it:

• Bold, funny quote that gets laughs and knowing nods
• Soft, comfortable, everyday unisex fit
• Great for work, errands, family gatherings, or anywhere stupidity might occur (so, everywhere)
• Makes a hilarious gift for the coworker, sibling, or friend with zero tolerance and maximum wit

Details:

• Unisex sizing (see size chart in listing images)
  
• Made to order just for you
• Machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low to keep the print looking great

Perfect for: birthdays, white elephant gifts, Christmas, secret Santa, coworker gifts, or treating yourself (no prescription needed).

Consider this your warning label. 

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics and tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors